In the latest chapter of “Elon Musk does literally everything,” the tech mogul has announced the formation of a brand new water polo superteam, officially named AquaX, with plans to compete in the 2025/26 Champions League.
The announcement came via a cryptic post on X (formerly Twitter):
“Time to disrupt the world of water polo. AquaX. #PoloReimagined 💧🚀”
Built for Domination
AquaX, based somewhere between Monaco and Mars, claims to be the first water polo team built on a fusion of sports science, AI, and vibes. Team gear is reportedly made of Tesla-graphene swim fabric, players will wear Neuralink-enhanced caps, and timeouts will be powered by OpenAI tactical predictions.
Sources say Musk has already made offers to Filip Filipović, Álvaro Granados, and a genetically-engineered left-hander cloned from Tibor Benedek highlights.
“I’ve always said water polo needs more explosions,” Musk told Waterpolo360.
“This is the first step. AquaX will revolutionize everything — gameplay, athlete recovery, maybe even the pool itself.”
AquaDome Coming Soon
The team’s home pool — the AquaDome — will be a self-cleaning, solar-powered floating facility equipped with:
- AI-referees with 360° underwater vision
- VAR reviews delivered via drone
- Elon’s voice announcing every exclusion foul
Musk claims the AquaDome will “eventually relocate to orbit, depending on oxygen levels and LEN regulations.”
Coaching Staff Leaks
Though unconfirmed, AquaX’s coaching staff includes:
- Grimes – Director of Aquatic Vibes
- Joe Rogan – Mental Strength Coach
- ChatGPT-14 – Head Analyst
- A dolphin named Splashius Maximus – Defensive Coordinator
Stay tuned for live coverage of AquaX’s first training camp, which will take place on a SpaceX recovery ship somewhere off the coast of Montenegro.